Funny

A low doorway in the east wall allows access to the example room, a glowing
portal in the north wall leads to the mortal start area, and to the northeast
is the quiet room, the door of which is currently open.
The LIMA mudlib greeter stands here, smiling politely.
There’s a Camaro Z28 parked here.
Sco’s Pet
There are many clear bottles here.

A map of Lima Bean is pinned to the wall.
There’s a Camaro Z28 parked here.

Onoz the title-less [fully documented] [idle 1w]
Acidtrux of Anomaly [idle 3d]
The ghost of Jetboy [idle 1d]
Boo the title-less [idle 1w]
Lollerskater the title-less [fully documented] [idle 3d]
Xdne the title-less [fully documented] [idle 1w]
Mudos the title-less [idle 1w]
Rarry the title-less [idle 3d]
Skout the title-less [fully documented] [idle 1d]
Tuning in the newbie channel (newbie /on)
Tuning in the gossip channel (gossip /on)
> get in Camaro Z28
You can’t get in Camaro Z28.
> hello
Getting desperate?
> no
I don’t know the word: no.
> why not
You can’t be serious.
> I am
I don’t know the word: I.
> why
Gamedriver tell you, “Why the hell not?! Let’s shutdown...”
> ok
You ok.
> yes
You exclaim, “YES!”
> eat Sco’s Pet
There is no Sco’s Pet here.
> eat Sco
There is no Sco here.
> jump
You jump up and down.
> duck
You duck.
> do the thriller
I don’t know the word: do.
> cry
You cry.
> Hi Ken Shoto... I know one of you is seeing this.
There is no Shoto... I know one of you is seeing this. here.
> hahah
I don’t know the word: hahah.
> why not
An interesting idea.
> thank you
You thank you.
> you’re welcome
There is no welcome here.
> Now don’t start that again!
I don’t know the word: Now.
> quit
You have left KMud.
Connection closed by foreign host.

Programmers vs. Management
Posted on April 17th, 2008 by Carolyn Shelby

Received from my mom today, via email.

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.

The woman below replied, You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the
ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.�

You must be a programmer, said the balloonist.

I am,� replied the woman, How did you know?

Well,� answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.�

The woman below responded, You must be in Management.�

I am,� replied the balloonist, but how did you know?�

Well,� said the woman, you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.�

Programmers vs. Management | Cshel SEO and PR

Original Source: truckbearingkibble.com/comic/2007/11/08/the-gods-must-be-tasty/

I saw this on stumble a couple weeks ago, and it’s been stored as a draft for that long. Anyways, I think it is one of the most hilarious comics I have seen in a very long time (Exception {Dilbert}).